Practice Round:
It seems Malachy has spent so long in the bunker
at the 1st he's getting his mail redirected to it.
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Practice Round:
The Pro V troll nabs Kenny's ball on the 16th,
oh and his one the 6th too.
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Is this Dougie working out the pairs or writing his speech?
Must be the pairings as it's only 2 sheets of paper.
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Kenny and Eric must be nervous about playing tomorrow but luckily Shetland GC have Furry sized Andrex on hand.
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Unlike last year this was the only salad Foxy was near
- except for helping me look for my ball.
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The 3 wise men arrive... oh no it's just Glen, Alan & Eoin
with Dougie's Y's on their head.
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Dougie thanks the boys for trying to stretch his pants up to his size. Moral: Always remember to pack spare pants, if not don't get Ronnie Gair to get you some, if you do then make sure your around when he arrives with them!
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Super Shark.
Hang on where's his Ys outside his trousers gone?
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Anyway, back out to the scene of the crime - Not Flat Field GC |
Over to the 8th where we see Stuart renowned for his accuracy teeing off... |
...there's not one bit of rough he can't hit. |
Ronald makes a mess of Malachy's new home. |
Glen eyes up a putt to only lose the hole by 1 stroke. |
Harcus deploys his Happy Gilmore swing at the 2nd. |
Powerful yet graceful...
That's Malachy's powakaddy for you.
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This course really needs another water feature, Brian thoughtfully adds one! Better than Robbie's pond anyway! |
Orkney send out John himself to take on the
Shetland pairing of Stuart & Colin.
If only we'd just sent him up himself we could have won it! |
Chubby leaves his putt short - or did it just hit his shadow and stop?! |
Really Colin... that's riveting, tell me more... |
Davie no mates. It's not the same without Melvin here buying me vodka, that's it I'm having an early night. |
Eoin puts something on his nose. After pulling away Olly's
chair from under him he's lucky it's not Olly's fist!
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Orkney Pingu figures now available in all good toy shops & Chinese restraunts. Here we see Davie Pingu asleep while the others are out on Saturday night. |
Here's nose bandaged Malachy Pingu...
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Dougie Pingu in his new Y's... |
Olly Pingu before he lost his glasses.
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and here's Furry Pingu!
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Not even Anne Robinson could control this lot
- good luck with the quiz Alan!
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Harcus's quiz has them on (slipping off) the edge of their seats. |
The team jelly eating round.
Eric beats the four man Shetland team by himself by finishing
off all 4 four jellies... and 2 of theirs.
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Sunday morning and Shane suffers 'Scalloway party' syndrome. |
Morcombe & Wise, Cannon & Ball, Little & Large...
every great comedy double act had a straight man,
unfortunately this one has two!
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Eric & Foxy help out a vagrant with a warm meal and £1.50 for a copy of the Big Issue.
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Who's round is it? Have you ever seen someone hands move away from their wallet so fast.
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Chis has never been in an Intercounty photo before, whereas Eric has been in them all! It's 'that look' again...
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The annual Alcoholics (not so) Anonymous conference was a great success.
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Uri with John's battery - has John found a cheap new polish version of the Powakaddy?!
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Shetland: home of great music, sorry 'grate' music.
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Another Stanger suffers 'Scalloway party' syndrome and doesn't quite make it into his room before falling asleep.
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It's been a loooong weekend as dial-a-bus takes home the older team members.
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Carlsberg don't do shops but if they did... |
*Ding Dong*
"Calling Mr McFerran... "
"Is there a Mr McFerran aboard?... "
"Could anyone who's seen Mr McFerran please contact the purser"
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And they say always finish with a song...
